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"But where are those good old-fashioned values
You know, Dad, I just realised something. Your name's Peter.
Meg! Meg! Meg!
eww oh that's so gross
Okay, Bonnie. One, two, three, push!
Oh, my God!
- I'm on the flag girl squad! - Oh, honey, congratulations.
Go pick out a box of cereal and meet me at the ten-inches-or-less line. Items!
- Freezing my nips off out here. - Oh, look, there's Meg.
But keep talking. All this stuff about eye-gouging has gotten me all frisky.
I mean, mine goes inside me when I stand up. How do you think I feel?
- Yes. - Me, too. Hold me.
Freezing my nips off out here.
Ha! All right!
So remember: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.
- Oh, no. It's too dangerous. - Lois, Lois.
- Oh. Like a happy special... - You're going to die.
Oh, yeah. Who's the big man now, huh?
You wanna race? On your mark, get set, go!
oh my god that's not your leg that's huge penis