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oh my god santa's buttcrack is gross
Yea, Meg! Oh, man, I love how these kids celebrate these days!
Good shot. Made my brown eye blue with that one.
Really. I've got about half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper.
- Enjoy your new car, Mr Griffin. - Thanks, Jim.
Have fun.
Go, team!
That's wonderful. Isn't that wonderful?
freezing my nips off out here
- That was fun, Dad! - I'm the man!
I bet there's a part of you that wants to be friends with them.
Go away! Go on, git! Stay tuned for an all new Ally McBeal!
You see, Peter, the way we look at it, a man's only as big as the gun he carries.
Apparently, you're a 12-year-old prepubescent girl.
OK. Now we're gonna play Seven Minutes in Heaven,
I figured you might get soft on me, so I hired an old friend to scar them for life.
You mean like a magical Christmas tumour?
Look at me, I'm smoking. Dog, dog, look, look...
What do you got? What do you got? Huh? Come on!
Wonderful! What time do we nail those snot-nosed punks?!
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.
- Your mother and I are getting a divorce! - You are?
Alcohol doesn't really make you warmer. It constricts the blood vessels...
- Hey! The dog just told me... - Be quiet, Stewie.
- Oh, my God. Where's Stewie? - He's around.
Look at me.