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I 've been eating lasagna and muffins everyday for 40 years and I feel terrible
I hate it here. This place is evil.
I just got on AOL. No!
Okay. I'm leaving.
No, no, no, no. ALL: Ham and mayonnaise!
It's freezing outside, so I will not be smoking this cigar. It's freezing outside, so I will not be smoking this cigar.
Ann, grab the movie! Go, go, go, go!
Yeah, so, listen, I need to move some stuff this weekend
If you can't beat them, Sweetums!
Ooh, I thought the mover supplied those.
I'm around.
They are terrific.
What?
Swansons have a preternaturally high tolerance for alcohol.
Oh, God. I can't believe you do this every week.
I'm not a mover!
So, here. Take the booze chart.
meet me at my new place, unload it there.
giving you a look inside our corn syrup factory.
Good call, J.
Yeah. Right?
I'm not gonna argue with you, Ron. We're just gonna sit and wait
Hey, are you moving out? Have you told Wendy how you feel yet?
I respect that, because you made a choice as a free American.
The time is now.
a miracle product that's sweeter than sugar, but cheaper to produce!
No, I don't.
"Insurance is a side bet when you wager half of your original bet
Ham and mayonnaise! That's not...
See you, Tom. Bye.
We're just kidding. Let's go to dinner.
Okay. I think maybe we should hold a public forum.