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Too cornball.
Attention, all employees.
It's thin, but that's okay. Could be a check.
Totally. Anyhow, I like to see stories. Once upon a long, long time ago..., Totally. Anyhow, I like to see stories. Once upon a long, long time ago...,
-How did a lion get rich? -It was the olden days!
I'll bide my time until....
Our boss and inspiration, Mr. Burns...
Roman is the finest ghostwriter. He's written Like Hell I Can't.
Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap.. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap..
"...with bony girl arms. And you smell like an elephant's butt!"
Nobody leaves "Diamond Joe" Quimby holding the bag!
-How many teeth do I have? -Sixteen.
I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it.
I guess the moral is, no good deed goes unrewarded.
-Give it up. It's locked up tight. -Locked, eh?
Hey, let's go! Emergency! Life or death here!
-What's my blood type? -A-positive.
-Ring? -Don't wear them. But three.
-Just remarkable, sir. -You know, it's funny.
-Who? -The son of Homer, a stiff in 7-G.
Hello. My name is Mr. Burns.
Damn it, I know what it is! What can we do about it?
I'll get it so the ink will run and no one can read it.
Cheap son of a....