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Until, all of a sudden, it was the Friday before my first day as a college professor.
write down that definition on a piece of paper,
It's just a little something that we got for you
There's such a thing as common sense, you know?
They still haven't had the talk, huh?
Just hanging out?
- Yeah, friends isn't gonna work. - Nope.
have even the slightest inclination to do anything with your life
If you kiss me and you feel bad about it, you're meant to be with Barney.
You don't take questions on the first day. It shows weakness.
What about brunch? Is brunch cool?
They don't realize they weren't lying.
OLDER TED: Kids, on my first day as a college professor,
Yeah, "Ted."
and not at least try and figure out what you mean to each other.
I'm so excited about this whip! I got whip fever!
- where's your hat and your whip? - They're at home. I...
It's not something you want to be. It's something you need to be.
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about?
You just think you're happy because you feel happy.
- This is about me and Barney. - You and...
OLDER TED: The next night, Robin and Brad went to a hockey game.
Maybe we should go back to being just friends.
I just thought of a reason.
but I have to imagine Robin said something like that.