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Excuse me. Coming through.
Whoo!
- Really? - Yeah. Really.
Whoa!
First of millions! What if our kids get married?
I mean, except with Ted. Man. He really got it right.
In other words, don't let her take a shower at your place.
but the fact is, we also can't live without each other.
The first thing was that your mother was in that classroom.
(CHUCKLING)
I know what you're all thinking.
What do I have to do? Put a gun to your head?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Okay, good luck. Byesies.
You know what we should do? We should...
I had to decide.
- You're their teacher, not their friend. - Exactly.
I shouldn't go kissing some other guy's girlfriend.
What kind of professor was I gonna be?
Pancakes, fresh bacon. It is so yummy.
Unless I say "flügelhorn," you haven't gone too far.
TED: College kids, out of my way!
and you can't knock her up 'cause it's a dream.
But...
- Lily, slow your roll there, lily pad. Okay? - Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you, Ted.