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That's hard to say.
Yeah, I guess we could do that. At what time?
Paul, come here for a second. I want you to listen to this.
Elaine.
Yeah, right.
I want to be the person who doesn't die with dignity.
Russell?
Negative? Oh my god.
Besides that. Look at the waitresses.
This actress playing Elaine, she's crazy.
Well, well.
...it's all taken care of. I filed a report. An investigation is under way.
- We're checking it out. - Checking it out?
- I'm trying to help you. - What are you, like, a sadist?
What's going on here? How is this possible?
I don't know. You manufacture it.
...you're a very sweet guy, but...
...Russell Dalrymple is no longer with this network.
You went out with my butler? Who said you could go out with my butler?
Hold it right there.
This is Michael Barth, another George.
Get Out
That is unfair. Why should these women have all the advantages?
In the event that I get an office.
What?
No, no, no, I don't want it. Get away. Get away. Get away from my car.
Of course they're alike.
- You're just like him. It's amazing. - Help me.
- A biopsy? - Yeah.
Look, will-? Will-? Will you call me?
Now, sex, I like the bottom.
Russell, you are the president of NBC.
Yeah. Bran flakes.
Hi, my name is Bill, and the one thing I'm worried about is having a stereo...
Hey, come here. I want you to know something.
- Remember? - Right.
Can't you at least die with a little dignity?
Really? What is it about?
- What do you need new sneakers for? - I like sneakers.
- Do you have a ketchup secret? - No, but-
And then you left...
There's not really much more to tell. He was looking for waitresses...
So I decided to run home through the park, and then two guys stopped me.
...and I gave them your number.
Oh, yeah, real good.
Oh, come on, Jerry. How hard is it to act?
...well, I'm just inquiring.
You're crazy anyway.
...but network television, I mean...
- Kramer, sit down. It's about to start. - Oh, yes.
It's like a Russ Meyer movie.
Out of the question. How could we not hear anything?
- Peggy? - Peggy. His daughter Peggy.
Hey, what is this?
I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.
It's like a discoloration.
- My daughter Peggy. - Peggy.
- Sandi? - Try Elaine.
I just bought two cans last week. And I don’t have any wrestlers in the house!
We will tell her Mat
Good evening, folks. How you doing?