HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- You got mugged? - Mugged?
Well, we were all eating the raisins.
A man gave me a massage.
- What? - Call me...
...that's only hiring large-breasted women.
What's with this Russell? What's he doing?
So where do you want me to start today?
He can't act. It's pathetic.
There's a show. That's a show.
No, I can't.
According to most studies, people's number-one fear is public speaking.
If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always open.
Nothing.
In any event, I've been made the new president of NBC.
It's me.
Oh, that's okay. I- I don't have much time, though, so-
Peggy. All right.
Is it my job? Is that what it is?
That show was so funny.
I waited so long, I missed my chance.
Did he just steal the raisins?
There's a show. That's a show.
It's Seinfeld.
The best thing to do is just not think about it.
I was a total failure. Everything was fine.
This is Mark Matz.
Pra que vou usar?
You know what? That's discriminatory.
Get out of here, it's nothing.
You were there. What's the big deal?
It's even worse if you're a man.
Good. What's her favourite movie?
Yeah.
- Oh, no, no- - Why would I steal a box of raisins?
The ghosted me, jerry!
I'm sure you'll find that I'm more than qualified.
- You know, Sandi- - Elaine.
Again with the sweatpants?
- Do you think it's a coincidence? - No.
...maybe you took them with you.
Oh, he's horrible. Horrible.
- New sneakers. - New sneakers.Right, that's it.
You take your life in your hands with those nuts.
oh, I'll be comfortable.
why why
This guy's perfect.
NOW I LIKE TO EAT SPAGHETTI
Hello.
You know...
Now this thing's gonna be a success, and God gives me a terminal disease.