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You're the guy from the Calvin Klein underwear ads.
(•)(•)
You know, I think when you- When you name a baby Jeeves...
Camp Tioga, 1978?
UGHHHHHHHH But seriously, just my luck
No matter how bad somebody feels, you can make it worse.
More Whoop-Ass?
The bran isn't working for me.
Told you God would never let me be successful.
I want to experience everything she's experienced.
I waited so long, I- I missed my chance.
Excuse me.
I've worked all over this city.
Now, I like to play golf.
Actually, she has a thing where she spirals her tongue around. It's like a-
I can't believe this.
...four of them, and they're all huge.
It was you!
All right. Well, let's go out and celebrate.
I- I was just curious because...
- I'm having a conversation here. - Get off the phone.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
...I want to apologize for all the phone calls.
Are you breaking up with me?
You know I'm waiting to hear from them.
This is a piece of crap.
Negative? Oh, my god!
Cancer? Get out of here.
I can't compete in normal society.
Hi. Excuse me. Who does all the hiring of waitresses here?
Go Rays. Also I’m gay.
No, I'd like to apply for a waitress job.
Would you call me?
Hey, that's that idiot that took all my records.
Just a suggestion.
Nevertheless.
Time to pull together, as a team.
You can have any woman you want.
- I'm not sending him to your house. - Why not?
They fooled me, Jerry!
You're telling the world, I give up.
Okay. Shall we start?
I don't know why- Why don't they just put pretzels out on the table?
What's all this about?
...but from what I can gather...
Sorry. Customers only.
Why would he steal a box of raisins?
obsessed with breasts.
Hold on a second, I got another call.
I'll tell her all about you and what you did out here.
- This is it. - How do you like that?
- If you go, maybe they'll catch it in time. - Catch what in time?
- It stinks. - All right, let me see you do it.
- You know, that's not my fault. - Yes, it is!
He is? Listen.
The judge decreed he'd become my butler, not my friend's butler.
All right...
Did you ever notice this? Did you ever notice that?guy.
You must be very proud, Mr. Barzakian.
Yep, that’s five.
What's with him?
wet and wild.
And as my first order of business, I'm passing on your show.
All of it. I'm building levels...
I waited so long I… I missed my chance.
- Better get that checked out? - I would.
...she'll respect me.