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All right. I'll see you there.
This is Martin Van Nostrand.
- Sit. Sit down. It's okay. - I really appreciate you coming.
Time to pull together as a team.
I mean, one is bigger than the next.
The day in that restaurant when we met...
Okay.
Never seen this before?
- I'm Kramer. - I'm Kramer.
All right, we're broken up.
Yeah. Like a discoloration.
- He'll never let me be happy. - You don't believe in God.
Wait a minute. I know you.
- Get away with what? - With what?You know what.
- Oh, a table right here. - Peggy.
Okay, guys, are we ready to start?
It was really funny. I'm not just saying that because I know you.
...with pillows.
Okay, let's read this.
Hello. Yeah, he's here. Hey!
Oh, you're fine. There's nothing wrong.
I make and break little worms like you every day.
He's this guy who made these...
- Yeah, he flies a plane. - No, a pilot is the taping of a show...
- All right, wanna start? - Yeah.
Can I tell you something in confidence?
- Good to see you. - Hi, Peggy.
I could have any woman in this city that I want. Anyone.
Isn't he that Seinfeld fella you went out with?
...Russell and I did not see eye to eye on many, many projects.
WET AND WILD
- This is what you're gonna wear? - Yeah.
Yes. Yes, it's white.
Forty percent, 50 percent, 100 percent.
...it may be time to consider the dreaded apparatus.
You see, you're going:
They fooled me, Jerry.
Russell's disappeared?
I stink. I don't know what I'm doing.
Who's Russ Meyer?
Why is that?
I talked to these guys at the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
It's like a white discoloration.
What are we looking at? Is this guy a real loser?
...with steps, completely carpeted...
I've got you, matey!
And we hope it becomes a series. It's called Jerry. I'm playing Jerry-
Nevertheless.
He wants to play Kramer in the pilot.
When he's finished, send him over to my house.
He hasn't been well.
What's my first line? Just tell me my first line.
Hey, that's life. Good-looking men have the same advantage.
You don't have to worry anyway. It's not live.
You know what you ought to do?
Do you know where I live?
Danish. Is it from Denmark?
me with my mom
- Oh, my God. - Yeah, it's all white.
- You're rooting for a tumour. - You'd better go.
Let me give you a word of advice, okay?