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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Holy cow.
Please, call me Harvey.
to listen to every last word out of my mouth.
- I'm Christopher Duncan Turk. - Duncan?
and I never had the courage to stand up and tell you how I feel.
Doesn't get me as much action as you'd think.
- It should be me. - What?
Sometimes a small victory is enough to get you through the day.
- Zip it. I know a shortcut. - I'm getting chair-jacked.
Every year we bounce around this thing
all because of you.
And then there's Danni and me.
- Take another one. - Are you watching my boobs?
It's amazing how your world can change in an instant.
Thanks for the lift. On Tuesdays my feet swell up like Jiffy Pop bags.