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"Wait -- why are the signs all in Chinese?
gonna make me a better test taker?
I'm gonna bring in our seizure expert to run some tests,
And...at church and the movies and funerals and weddings --
I'm saying this becomes China!
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
They bought the whole thing.
I'm Daniel Calf. I'm a side effect.
I really need both hands free
He was texting and driving.
It's the type of thing that can ruin your life, amigo.
There, there.
You have to take these meds.
Wait -- he can't prove I was texting and driving.
Don't smile.
No more close calls like that.
It's all about making your elbow look like a butt right now.
without all the chitchat.
with your heads buried in your phones.
but you did it in your own backyard.
♪ Are you gonna T.X.T. me back tonight? ♪
Ah, damn it. But I remember them.
None of those idiots have their own pool.
"Wow. Everything's super-normal right now."
Cellular range, walkie-talkie convenience.
What's going on?
And...you want more.
in the swimming pool.
Absolutely. And emojis even go a step further.
I can't just turn a blind eye to this, Mr. S.
and charity events and work functions
We shooould probably get some magazines, though.
Name-calling, huh, Klaus?
Destroy mainframe!
It was 20 bucks, so we're stealing towels.
That's not how it works, goofball.
If she finds out I was texting,
I take solace in the fact that her life was not lived in vain.
Mainframe!
'Cause that's when my lease is up.
"Seizure," my ass.
You know, I-I don't get it, Roger.
You can't. Oh, my God!