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You know, your accident
maybe you should buy the microwave popcorn."
Oh, it's because I'm in communist China!"
Yeah, there's no way Francine lets that fly, Stan.
And send!
Okay!
♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
Her organs are being held inside her body by the car.
Even with the crash?
♪ W-T-F-I ♪
Wha? He's out of his coma.
You were right, dad. You were right.
Oh... that's not necessary.
that you were the one texting and driving.
Yaaaaaaah!
You think if they did, they'd go to a place like that?
- And this isn't a calculator, okay? - I'm texting.
Hayley, This Is All My Fault.
'Cause that person's not my mom.
Hey, buddy.
And...while...you're...playing board games with the family.
if I'm saying something tongue-in-cheek.
Oh, my God. Have I not been talking to anyone?
An athlete or a pervert?
You've nailed this dive a million times.
What if Jeff comes out of that coma?
Yeah -- I crack under pressure.
no more texting in the Smith family.
Shape and size are coming through with perfect clarity.
Show us your balls!
What do you want to see?
I swear, it's all the texting.
Oh, God! What have I done?!
Swamp palm.
Whew. There.
Oh, yeah. And I need, need, neeeeeeed a hot dog.
Whoa. How can I fix it?
That's insane.