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how to use a product, anyone can.
Just a little bit longer.
The hair is just a little side effect
Wait. Let's leave it for a while.
She's eating out of the swampy palm of my hand.
Ohhh, they're coming to me now --
It's a cautionary tale.
no matter how stupid they realize it is.
Damn medication.
or are kids just getting dumber?
You didn't have a seizure when you crashed.
You need a refill.
Okay, Stan, I want you on bed rest.
Come down! You'll see! It's very obvious!
I can get behind that.
Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
But don't think for a second
in a way you can understand.
and I say, "Sir, if you're that pressed for time,
It's like he's saying, "Um, check, please."
Which one are you?
Actually, emoticons are a great way to get those subtleties.
She's lying. She works for the mainframe.
and learn something about flavor, please.
I thought admitting that to you was bad parenting,
The bad news is, that's out of, like, 800%.
until Hayley starts obeying my no-texting times.
they're gonna take your pool away from you?
Absolutely, sweetheart.
and goes, "Major burn on register 1!"
It's all about nuance with me -- deadly timing.
You have to wear these.
Wait -- did you learn nothing from that whole experience?
Okay, I got you a day pass.