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I am gonna limit how much I text, dad.
It's where your cellphone provider
What he said!
because he was texting and driving!
and they don't.
and just write it all down when we get home.
Huh? Oh, yeah.
and the "In Memoriam" part of the Oscars.
in front of these savages, you've got nerves of steel.
And what happens when she finds out you've been texting?
That means she's only got 17 months to live.
One day, you're gonna look up and say,
I hate to say "I told you so," but...
Thanks for trying to help me, Roger.
Yes, but I'm angry at him
This man claims he had a seizure.
I'm putting my foot down --
Gregory! What are you doing over there by the jets?!
Stephanie's my mistress.
There is no pressure.
This, I got to seeeeeee!
Yaaaaaaaaaahhh!
unibrow, swamp palm, Daniel Calf" --
Everybody, look at this dipshit!
So, when the episode happened,
Are you saying I'm gonna walk to China?
So... you're a hypocrite?
Destroy...
can increase the risk of seizures.
some insane medication that you don't need.
and show these jerks you've got ice in your veins.
"Destroy mainframe."
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Ooh!
Plus, Hayley will obviously believe me.
man!
I, Stan Smith, solemnly vow to carry myself as she did.
I'm a field tester now.