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I'll take the first watch and wake you at 0400.
Picture her on the floor, spasming uncontrollably.
...by not having you in it, I am comfortable If you choose to believe that.
What the hell are you doing out there?
I'm lactose intolerant.
The only thing we can do:
...and see if anyone posts such a restatement in the next couple of months.
What are we supposed to do now?
- ...uninterruptible backup power supply. - If someone steals my keys?
Raj, your car is blocking me.
It won't happen again. What's up?
- ...but we've really gotta go to sleep. - All right.
No, she's right. I don't need to know what you were doing.
When my great-grandfather first came to this country...
- What? - In anticipation of their arrival...
Bad idea.
Don't you think looking for a new city to live in is a bit of an overreaction?
Thank you, fellow Bozite.
Goodness. Where do I begin? For instance, my laptop...
...for a restatement of the quantum measurement problem.
General Tso's Chicken is no longer listed under "specialties."
Did we win? Can we go to bed?
It's what evolution wants. Human beings are primates.
So what? It's the same food.
Though I'm no longer the master of my own bladder.
Uh-huh.
I can't believe it. If I hadn't been working the dinner shift...