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You've had a hard couple of days.
You get it? Yeah.
Is your cat one-legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in-between?
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Well, you don't think I know what's going on? Huh? Oh, Jesus Christ!
No, no, no. That deal sucks.
No. Well, we had to edit while we shot.
And I am still very much in love with my wife, which makes this divorce very difficult.
And, you know, because you've been talking about the whole money thing a little bit...
Yeah. How much money am I gonna make?
And then you give them one of these. Boom!
You're stealing that idea.
She left him- probably 'cause he cheated on her, I'm guessing,
What? Great.
Dee, we got you to sign that contract so we could pay you less than minimum wage.
( . )( . ) ( . )( . )
I was not participating in that conversation, 'cause I don't find her lovely.
It doesn't. You want to feel the weight of a real gun in your mouth.
We're both men of the law. You know?
What if we compliment her good looks? That gets us off on a good foot, right?
See this picture of his wife right here? Mm-hmm.
Awesome! I'm wasted!
by blasting them directly into your mouth!
Is your team losing too many games all the time?
...
Get the hell out of here, all right? Let us concentrate on doing the merchandising idea.
That's okay, 'cause it's right here.
50% of the merchandising rights for Paddy's Pub?
Can I go now? Yeah, sure.
So this is your plan? You're gonna go into the convention...
Coke got tweaked by Pepsi. Transformers got tweaked by GoBots.
Who's gonna buy merchandise to a bar that they've never been to?
Clearly you don't get it. So I don't want- I don't get it?
You get blasted in the mouth!