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Me too. All right, let me go first, bro.
Yeah. Now what says that more than this?
Then we'll let the brainiacs in China figure out the technology.
We would also like to make a patent on Paddy's Shotgun...
Okay, why don't you throw out the suit...
You're wearing women's underwear? Yeah, bro!
That doesn't matter, 'cause one size fits all.
But, uh, we want to go weird with it. We want to get really freakish.
My instinct to quit this job is very strong
- Oh! - You son of a bitch!
It's a jumping off point.
Know what I mean? I got a plan on how we can do that too.
- She's the payment. - Lawyer, check out this freakish whore we found.
And then during the day, you squeeze it when you have any tension.
Fifty percent? I'll take it.
Let's split Kitten Mittens 50-50,
We paid her. So we're gonna have them have...
I don't know. It just doesn't add up.
That's a lot of cookies. She a big lady?
This is making me think maybe I should slap a patent...
Okay, consumer, are you ready to get blasted in the mouth by Paddy's Shotgun?
I don't, but you can't just go eat a contract!
Why do you keep calling it stupid though? It's really pretty stupid.
if each of you agrees to never seek my legal advice again.
But I'm working on it. What the hell does she have to do with anything?
Dennis, are women gonna wanna buy their underpants in a bar?
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah!
Yeah, that's good.
Okay, we're stealing that gun shot idea, right? Gun shot idea's awesome.
So I figured, what a better place to, like, find investors for my product.
You bring a woman with cans like that into the convention, you sell the idea in a second.
You threw tequila in my eye!
Hello!
a potential investment opportunity in merchandising...
Let's just make a video, show that at the convention.
What is it? For this.
Okay. It's about time, you know, we get some merchandise in here,
So, lately at night, I've been forced to fall asleep to the deafening sound...
on my Kitten Mittens before you guys try and steal that too, huh?
For free? No problem.