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we're gonna name him Morpheus like that guy in "The Matrix."
Oh, so you're the only person in the world
This can't be what you want in life.
Funny story... I think I'm pregnant
He's involved in charity work.
to be the only one who cares about your job
It wasn’t even a hamburger, it was a sandwich
Sorry about the wizard, Tracy.
"Give us pens." I mean, how do you do it?
could not be effectively weaponized.
No congressman in his right mind would support this.
U.S. A!
You can't deny my resignation.
embarrassing to the administration,
to write a recommendation for me to be a page
What have you got?
Don't worry. I've got a friend in Congress.
Oh!
The, uh, ceiling appears to be leaking.
Oh, no. It is Floyd, right?
What do you want to do that for?
Oh, my God, you're pregnant.
Shh, shh.
Lemon, I'm sorry you had to go through this by yourself.
You couldn't ask for a better guy to make a mistake with.
there's only one way out.
This a disaster.
Let's just skip ahead to the list
Sabateur!
As my mom used to say, "You never want this to happen."
I haven't felt this energized at work
The head of GE serves his country.
If it's a girl... Ooh, yeah, I used to boff this chick named Judy,