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Thank you, Janelle, I would love more of your moist and hot pie.
Wha--? Finally, a non-idiotic greeting.
Oh, all right, I'll be your beard.
Because we would be amenable to that.
While you were in bed with my wife! Our marriage was never consummated!
She's mad because I slept with Randy.
Come here, you skinny-legged son of a bitch!
What brings you back up the holler?
No.
Carol? Wha--?
I heard you. And I can also read, so--
Well, make sure it's a short one.
Oh, please! You're gonna murder him so you can take over his dope farm!
I would love more of your moist and hot pie.
Well, y'all do live in New York City. Just New York.
Remember? We picked you up last night, said we were going on a trip?
ARCHER : You've reached Sterling Archer's voice-mail.
Well, I only got to ninth grade!
Ray's still up in the woods, right? Uh... Oh.
Lana!
No! Ray, that was sarcasm.
So is this.
No, and to where? Six Flags Over The Shittier Parts of Chernobyl?
...business concerns. No, just back for a visit.
Yes. Randy. Which I probably should've mentioned earlier.
Hahahaha Phrasing
We got a situation here.
No, I swear, this was just an extremely unlikely mishap with the barbed wire.
Or have we literally gone back in time?