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You're banned!
- The miracle is that it ever happens. - It's like a magic trick.
- And the guy never knows? - No.
- Sexual? - Yeah.
- I really don't feel like seeing her. - You know, I faked it.
- Well, they gotta be soft. - How soft?
- She nice? - Great.
got Paid...to download the pornography
sign free agents, to entice rodgers...
Un Avocat.
- I'll see you later. - Hey, George.
Yeah, I could've helped you out.
Jerry the mouse; please don't eat me Tom the cat HAHAHA i'm not want to eat you
...unless, of course, they’re faking.
What, the grilled cheese? No, they always burn the toast.
Eating Babies to save the Planet
- I'm waiting. - All right then.
You know I faked it
A recession to save the economy
I could've come in here last week with a bad plum, but I let it go.
WELL NO I FEEL FULL AFTER THE RISOTTO
You know what sex does to a friendship. It kills it.
She’s like Meryl Streep this woman
- Are you saying-? - I think I'll have a piece of cake.
You're not still thinking about that, are you?
You're banned
It’s enough already And I just wanna get some sleep
- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? Come on.
Surprising. His fruit's usually the best.
- ...faked it? - Yeah, sometimes.
- Elaine. - No!
I'm sure you are.
Four plums with red on the inside.
So, what, am I gonna buy all your fruit now?