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What do you think about that?
And three plantains ought to do it.
- What do you need five mangoes for? - I like mangoes.
I'm banned?
Just right.
You seem like you really enjoyed your risotto.
15 minutes
All right, let's see...
Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk
Have you ever, you know...
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- Yeah. You don't want coffee, do you? - I really admire actors, you know.
Oh, friendship. Friendship, schmiendship.
You don't know?
Boy, this Joe's got some terrific fruit.
Because I said so!
OH, THAT MERYL STREEP, SHE'S SUCH A PHONY BALONEY!
I really think they're happy if you just make an effort.
It’s enough already And I just wanna get some sleep
I'm back, baby! I'm back!
slacking by not playing videogames
I'm back baby!
All right, you owe me 28.60.
Title match To open the card
Jerry Seinfeld
- Okay, well, see you around. - Yeah, see you.
There's nothing happening down there.
Yeah.
Reddit Mods When You Go Against The Narrative
I think it moved.
Anyway, I think everything else is okay...
Mangoes.
that's an act of God. He makes the mangos. I buy the mangos.
We have to destroy the country to save the country
WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX TO SAVE THE FOSSAE
So we having dinner tonight?
How about the seedless watermelon? What an invention.
...that's an act of God. He makes the peaches. I sell the peaches.