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All right, folks, sorry for the false start. We're ready to go again.
All right, I'm going to sign the document
Where the hell is Cartman? If he misses the orientation,
Well, as Abraham Lincoln, I accept your surrender, and agree
What's that noise, Officer?
Splendid, then to Fort Sumter we shall go.
"We lost like we were supposed to, aren't we proud?"
You Yankee sons of bitches!
and that's the best turnout ever!
They think the South is a joke. They don't respect our authority.
- because you guys are all pussies. - Pussies? Oh, yeah? Men!
You see, history is forever. And everything happens for a reason.
Get over here!
So authorities have decided to call in the National Guard.
- Mom wants you to come home! - Not now, Stan. I'm pillaging.
- Yeah! - All you men!
Me, too.
So you guys about ready to start being my slaves?
- Oh, damn it! - We're ready to fight with you!
You may have lost in the Union today, but join us now and win back your pride!
- The South wins? - The South wins!
Well, we can all be friends now.
that the South doesn't win the war, and the South still didn't win the war, dip...!
Dear Mr. President,
- We're outnumbered! - We asked the state of South Carolina
before we head out to the re-enactment battlefield.
so that we may enter into a new millennium of prosperity.
Checkmate, Cartman! Pretty soon you're gonna be our slave!
Portland riots finally over after protesters accidentally set fire to their meth labs...