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If ya nail this next one, I've got bird quaaludes.
Goddamn it, Harold.
like with this weirdly primitive catapult, but --
Anyways, that kind of experience shakes you up.
You don't deserve these!
forgive me for not doing the kissy chef gesture
Maybe we are, maybe we're not.
after the bar closed.
Oh. It's me, isn't it?
I never said you're worthless.
Break the cycle, Morty.
Oh [bleep]. You were supposed to die!
Ahh! Nick: Gah!
than wiping an unearned smirk off my grandson's face.
Not so fast, Morty.
Finish him, you fools!
You think you can [bleep] with me and get away with it?!
Ah, now I see. The real treasure is empathy.
We're just leaving, like, a hospital
You are a doctor for god sakes!
Kicking off my new franchise!
Look, I don't know how I let this happen
Sorry for the tractor beaming,
Remember your training, crows.
Definitely saving this one!
Yeah, there's not a ton to "get," genius,
I guess the "joke" being that crows are stupid?
Then it's time the Portal Boys get themselves a portal gun.
Mmm, trash, I love trash...
In fact, I've given you a very clear metric of your worth:
And now you're thinking, gee, maybe if he cares enough
Cut you out of my life.