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No one, Jerry. No one's better than her.
Hey, Nip, you need that manuscript, or can I take it?
I can't. She won't return my calls...
...who has to suffer the shame and humiliation because of people like you.
could have been a prosthetic testicle millionaire, Jerry.
These guys keep asking me out for drinks.
...watching basketball games, eating Chinese takeout...
This is great.
Not only that. Fred, you know, the guy I told you about...
...I knew I made a terrible mistake.
Oh, you've never missed a button?
- Well. - Your buttocks are spectacular.
He was in the fields all day with the cows and the milk...
Don't you think I know the difference between a pick and a scratch?
- And she loved me. She really did. - No, she didn't.
- Okay, so then what? - Is that so unforgivable?
She kept such a nice, clean apartment. She was so sanitary.
- Oh, Tia, hi. - Who are you?
It was a scratch.
It was an accident.
What's the perfume you're wearing?
When you were with her, you said you couldn't stand her.
It's that model I met on the plane.
- No, Kramer! - What?
Well, maybe no one noticed it. You didn't notice it.
Boy, this really burns me up.
People being helped by people other than me.
- Yeah. - It's me.
...and she did that, would you continue going out with her?
Volunteer work. See, that's what I love about the holiday season.
.
And what if I did do it? Even though I admit to nothing and never will.
Hello. What are you doing here?
Hey, I got the magazine. The underwear ad came out.