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Oh. You. Are. Why. I. Give. Up. My. Sundays.
for the rest of their lives.
And, you know, we haven't done anything together
Pets are supposed to care about their owners.
- That's right. - How do they do that?
the more I realize I really love 'em.
Yeah. We were just discussing our book
And to whomever wrote "hot balls" on my forehead
I would've done that with you.
Just like I got used to Peter's extra pinky finger.
- Why do you keep saying that? - Because it's true.
Cats aren't pets. Humans are the pets.
I'll watch anything except these stupid home renovation shows.
If I knew my lap was gonna have visitors,
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do
my point a little bit more.
Living room complete.
♪ Look, a new day ♪
Wait, what's toxoplasmosis?
Can I help you?
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
I'm gonna do what all husbands do
"Fate whispers to the dog, 'You cannot withstand the storm.'
And I have big plans for Meg.
And then I'm gonna gut this bathroom,
Go, Brian, get out of here.
♪ Meow ♪
only likes them because they literally
Oh. Well, that‐‐ that would have helped
Chris, answer the door.
Good people can still be bad cat owners, Lois.