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I just met the cutest guy.
There's my man.
You know what? It doesn't matter. There's another one upstairs.
Hi.
I'll be waiting.
We're taking it down the waterslide. Okay.
"And I can see your bra strap, Oprah. Mind your own business."
You met him at hookup central. Of course it's a date-date.
Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna go out the back.
Now I promise you, these other guests will mysteriously cancel.
I don't know. I-I just- I never looked back.
I'm sorry. I didn't ask her to do this.
I'm down about something- something I knew was coming,
A lex Dunphy. Last year, I got two one-dayers-big mistake.
Oh. Oh, okay.
you just better keep waiting, 'cause I learned my lesson.
It's all right. I'm-I'm just a little wet.
It's okay. Maybe you do put pressure on me,
I was explaining your-Oh, I heard, because my ears are fine.
But while we're here, a little advice-you can never have too many Onesies.
Phil, you have two whole days to yourself.
I don't know much about him, but he invited me over to his place...