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Come on, let's find yours.
someone got fired at the grocery store?
Good God, you're gonna blow up this office!
You're just eliminating the position?
"with an unquenchable sex-thirst.
Besides, there's a reason
be better than you in a week.
reminding you that secrets are meant to be kept.
♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪
no one's going to hire you.
"Fired from grocery store
I'll just call in sick.
Hold on.
Stairs.
I'd say "sacked."
This is not good, Steve.
The shape is pretty self-explanatory.
But I just don't think you're qualified.
♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪
Yay, I don't have to get a job!
I'm walking in from a hard day at work.
But it's not you.
How will you keep her glowing in such finery?
Then he just disappeared.
No, you wouldn't, son.
Uh-oh, I know that cry.
Oh, my God, that's so important to me!
Steve just bosses me around.
and now it's on your permanent record.
Got it?
A lot of people really like you. REALLY? Awww! That's so sweet! Thank you!
Did you clean the gutters?
Thank you for your service.
Geez, why are you being so bossy?
Now go take the pieces of dead onion skin
or all our parents got in a car accident again.
It came to me in a dream.