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...because of his active social life.
- I'll take my chances. - Fine.
Well, however much money your father was giving you...
- I have to get my money back for this. - Calm down.
I just got an alert. Our flight's been canceled.
But, Daddy, I miss my family so much...
With a beautiful girl on your arm.
Sorry. Yeah, maybe it's for the best.
It's my father, you jerks.
No, my mind is made up. Starting now, you're on your own.
Are you sure? I could pretend I'm a cheerleader...
Be a man.
- Well, couldn't we get on another airline? - I don't think so.
- How would I be blinded? - At the end of the ceremony...
- Maybe we should recalibrate it. - All right.
FEMALE VOICE: (OVER PHONE) Your call is important to us.
- I'll figure it out. - It streams HD video...
I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me.
I wipe my bottom with warranties.