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they're also majorly unsafe.
Oh, my God. Are you saying I'm fat?
Hey, you wouldn't put a plastic bag over your grandmother's head, would you?
That's none of your concern. You got to take care of the offspring.
but the school board has voted to cancel your sex ed class.
Oh, now that's not going to help her nymphomania.
The Tooth Fairy isn't real.
We have urges, and they are perfectly natural.
You stood up for what you believe in.
Now, I know this person looks a little mixed up,
when he tries to play an American cowboy.
Come on. Can't you break your stupid pledge for one night?
Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi.
I suppose that bile-spewing skirt of yours can have her tooth back.
Because not only to condoms fail 100% of the time,
Oh, no she di-in't.
Yeah, it's been on my crotch.
You kids were doing it...
But I mean, hey, we're all human, huh?
- Full on. - Right?
Please welcome from the First Evangelical Church,
use a condom.
Meg, when I was your age, my parents tried to feed me
Meg, I still cannot believe what you and Doug did last night.
- You jackass. - Now you've done it.