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Sweetie are you ok. I. am
Thy Kingdom come. I'm almost done.
I need to get this monkey off my back.
or distinguishing marks?
This one's for Australia.
-(beeping) -He'll be fine.
Well, we have to tell people the truth.
God created the world in seven days. See you later.
Sweetie are you ok. I. am
(heavenly chorus sings)
“Please [they’re both farting]?
Not so fast.
What the fuck sweetie
Did you see Argo?
I think our son went to heaven.
2 x 3 x 5 x 11 x 29 = 9570
I would never say any of those things.
Oh, yeah? What's he saying?
I have never been so excited.
He's not on his deathbed.
Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
No, Homer, she's just acting the part.
What for?
any other religious beliefs are founded on myths?
Absotively-posilutely.
(crying): No! Marge, no!
there'd be disbelievers. Begone!
(grunting)
Bart's got a dad.
I had Homer on a dare,
Now sing, Bart.
Mr. Flanders just called.
-Hey, what is this? -(overlapping chatter)
So maybe I fudged a few things.
Number Eight.
And you always catch a home run.
Oh, I really want to believe that.
Eh. Not enough Bart.
Reading for Marge-- Emily Deschanel.