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On our first date, I ordered a Greek salad.
you're gonna tell this story.
Well, I was 18, okay? I was a virgin.
Lily.
I'm sorry.
Oh, it is on!
January 16, 2004
Hey, loser, how's not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome.
Barney?
Settembre 2, 1983
Why am I freaking out all of a sudden? This is crazy.
Settembre 8, 1983
so he was pretty good at thinking on his feet,
Settembre 2, 1983
Yeah, sorry, we thought you were asleep.
Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.
then I'll strategically place myself by the jukebox so that...
Wow.
I could take them off your hands.
Gennaio 26, 1971
Oh, honey, champagne.
Settembre 30, 1983
Marshall, I'm gonna give you an early wedding present.
January 10, 2004
Carl, thank you. There's something I gotta do.
Gennaio 4, 1971
I'm gonna get.
March 23, 2008
- Don't have sex on our kitchen floor. - Got it.
It was finger-painting day at school and a 5-year-old boy
She's cute. Hey, Carl, turn it up.
A simple "no" would have sufficed.
Sync and corrections by elderman
What? I did not chicken out.
Settembre 21, 1983
She drinks Scotch?
No, you are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne.
Settembre 30, 1983
Damn it, why did Marshall have to get engaged?
You know, I've had a jar of olives just sitting in my fridge forever.
Gennaio 1, 1971
Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
- Olives. - Yeah.
of how I met your Aunt Robin.
- Then open it. - Fine.
Gennaio 22, 1971