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Ted, anyone who's single would tell you the same thing.
Girls don't ordinarily like that,
What is wrong with me?
Yeah, he's gonna eat it, too. It's another record.
For starters.
March 14, 2008
- Wow, you're cooking? - Yes, I am.
- Everyone thinks they're a good kisser. - Oh, I've got references.
Settembre 25, 1983
Two weeks ago, Spanish bar on 79th Street.
Gennaio 30, 1971
you love her, but it sucks that you can't.
Oh, hey, look what I got.
January 13, 2004.
It is on till the break of dawn.
Being a good kisser.
Gennaio 27, 1971
March 26, 2008
- Hey. - Where's your suit?
Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Lily.
I'll tell you something, though. If a woman,
You know, ever since college it's been Marshall and Lily and me.
A simple "no" would have sufficed.
What was I doing? Here, Uncle Marshall
Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls?
- you start thinking about that stuff. - I thought I was your best friend.
Goodnight, psycho.
Lesley
I think I like your new French horn.
March 7, 2008
Gosh, you are unbelievable, Marshall.
I gotta do something.