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All right, but under one condition.
March 22, 2008
She'll forget all about you.
I'm calling up your Uncle Barney,
We're going out tomorrow night.
That's a pretty good hand shake and I'm a pretty good hand shaker
that's what makes them such a great couple.
What?
I know this is a long shot, but how about tomorrow night?
giving this bizarre story a happy ending,
And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast,
Will you marry me?
When you go on a first date, you really don't want to say Smurf penis,
You know, if it'll make your friend feel better
By the way, did I congratulate you two?
SKUUUUUUULLLL!
At which point the man came down off the ledge,
and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college,
That was fun.
I think I like your Olive Theory.
It was way back in 2005,
As your future lawyer, I'm gonna advise you that's freaking crazy.
And I'm, like, "Come on, let me have you, you pansy."
were to bear with me through all this,
Before long, I'm that weird middle-aged bachelor
Gennaio 19, 1971
March 8, 2008
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you hit her?
- No! - Get back in there.
He's all, like, "Oh, honey, did that hurt?"
Will you marry me?