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- Yeah. - You hate olives.
- Wish me luck. - Ted's gonna get it on with a TV reporter.
The next night, I took her out to this little bistro in Brooklyn,
There she is.
- Word up. - We're coming with you.
Dish of olives. You had some. What up?
- Two blocks, that way and take a right. - Thanks.
January 27, (2007)
March 2, 2008
I guess it's just, your best friend gets engaged,
Stupid eye patch.
I'm done being single. I'm not good at it.
Hey, listen, I need your opinion on something.
You're wearing a suit!
Gennaio 6, 1971
January 14, (2007)
Just once, when I say "suit up," I wish you'd put on a suit.
Gennaio 29, 1971
Even the dumbest single person alive.
Actually, I'm from Bangladesh.
March 31, 2008
When you're the best man at our wedding and you give a speech,
January 12, 2004
I'm gonna see if that bodega has a bathroom.
Lily, I like olives.
I didn't, I swear.
You wanna go out sometime?
March 10, 2008
January 27, 2004
So there's more surprises? Like what?
I'm not ready to settle down.
Williams Street
No, no, no, no, we're not playing "Have you met Ted."
A week? That's like a year in hot-girl time.
doesn't scare me at all.
Ted, say I'm your best friend.
Then as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game I like to call,
Hey.
Look at you, you beautiful bastard, you suited up.
There you are!
January 2, 2004
Gennaio 25, 1971
He's in.
January 11, 2004
Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
One you plan out for months, the other just slips out
turns to his buddy and says,
January 28, (2007)
- I did. That one time. - It was a blazer.
That's a pretty great hand shake and I'm a good hand shaker