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Go, go, go!
Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
...jak jsem poznal vaši matku
Marshall, how have I always described my perfect woman?
Do you think having your tongue stuck to a pole is bad
- She hates olives. Awesome! - The Olive Theory.
- That was not the signal. - Yeah, Ted, we're not on you anymore.
I gotta get one of those blue French horns for over my fireplace.
I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news.
Gennaio 23, 1971
One more for the lady!
It's been, like, 20 minutes. Do you think they're doing it?
I should've kissed her.
Okay, we can go to the bar. Just stop talking.
Okay, moment of truth.
punish me
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Settembre 23, 1983
Goodnight, Ted.
Oh, I killed you, Connor. Don't make me get your mom.
Settembre 5, 1983
It's physics, Marshall.
Stop the car. Pull over right here.
- How do I get to the F train? - Oh.
That long, lingering handshake. You should've kissed her.
but if I was, it's like, "Okay, I'm ready. Where is she?"
got to second base with me.
SO... YOU CHICKENED OUT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!!