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It was like something from an old movie
Settembre 16, 1983
By the way, you should've kissed her.
from some pirate who hasn't been single since the first week of college.
- I swear. - I swear.
Gennaio 31, 1971
Gennaio 16, 1971
you could throw a drink in my face. I don't mind.
I think I like your nose.
Hi.
But I'm hoping to get some bigger stories soon.
Settembre 24, 1983
- Are we being punished for something? - No.
The plan's always been
Please, open it.
All right, I'll be right there.
Septiembre 6, 1983
Gennaio 11, 1971
But, wait, it's only the break of 10:30. What happened?
Settembre 29, 1983
Great.
you have sex on the kitchen floor.
Everybody brings flowers.
The night you met, your first date, other first things.
Settembre 7, 1983
Mark my words, you will never see that one again.
January 21, (2007)
So, you chickened out like a little bitch.
Gennaio 21, 1971
I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming,
Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father
Settembre 23, 1983
Look, obviously, you can't tell a woman you just met
What, is she gonna bat her eyes at you in Morse code?
- No, you just kiss her. - Not if you don't get the signal.
March 4, 2008
- No green clarinet? - Nope.