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- I'm so hammered!
That's what the police union does.
But I don't want to fight with you.
of interacting with a cop.
Who are you buying from? Tell me, now!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're desperately trying to fire him.
- Not loving you talking about my butt bounce,
- I'm actually both mad and disappointed.
and now I'm tailing him.
You are either Mad Dad or Sad Dad--pick a lane.
- What's going on here? - Uh, nothing.
I'm calling Holt. This is a failure.
what was the perp doing
- The feds already solved the case.
- You're a cop, O'Sullivan.
Agent Feingold, our guys were on the scene first.
- Sorry, guy, guess you're just gonna have
- The kids are a part of it whether you like it or not.
where the bus parks at night.
- It wasn't an MTA bus. It was that.
- You think the victim was a plant?
- Look, everyone goes through rough patches,
Yes, sir, quite drunk.
- Please stop talking like that.
- You're gonna want that kind of shorthand
- Wow, so you're just gonna do your business
about how surprisingly cool his mom is.
- Me too.
- You don't know what a bridle is, do you?
which is so sad. - Okay.
♪ The candy man can
more distrust.
You're not mad. You're just disappointed.
- Attention, everyone, a bomb was just found on a bus
- Have faith in them. They're professionals.
than of criminals and gangsters.
- Holy [bleep]!
I had some floor pretzels. Let's switch places again.
- I didn't believe it either until I checked the guy's file.
but something just didn't sit right,
Has anyone heard from the bomber?
♪ Sprinkle it with dew
- Yes, we will!
- You're suspended for five months.
- Oh, I've never seen this face before.
- I'll show you a candy man.
- I'm not blackmailing Jake.
he wishes his wife was his mom.
- You'll do no such thing. We have a plan.
Order more beers.
♪ And a miracle or two?
- Okay, have it your way,
- I know! Let's just go "herm"!
Get him drunk enough, eventually he'll just come out
- I would never do that.
Order more beers.
Could one of you ship to Brazil?
How dare you turn that into something dirty?
You can't judge a book by its cover.
- Okay, just shh, 'cause my guy is in there.