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And... Hey, Janitor.
you're just teaching Sam to lie about who he really is.
After all these years of putting on toe tags,
I said, "Excuse me."
Sweetheart, you should. It's your fault.
Men are always doing this to themselves.
Fine, let's just crank this out.
Well, it's unfortunate that all children can't have the amazing role model
that you are, Mr Borderline Alcoholic.
After that, he had a ton of girlfriends.
John, it looks like you have some skin puckering.
That was a close one, wasn't it?
Well, where is it? Did you at least keep it?
Alex, I'll take Tim for $500 What is...
I offered to pick him up, but he said he'd just crash at some cheap motel.
you can bet your ass they really need it.
- I don't see that that's relevant. - Why am I even bothering with this?
Right? Up high! Up high! That's how we do!
What did you have for lunch, scallops?
but he was actually having his testicle removed?