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Yeah, it's something I heard on TV.
♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Really? What's his name?
and he danced for a while?
I'm sorry, Dad.
Okay, kids, Mr. Quagmire and his dad... his moth...
Well, look, let's just all agree that he's odd, huh?
Huh. It's great to see you
She's a classy, smart, beautiful lady.
But I am a woman trapped in a man's body.
I'm so glad you could come over.
Wait
Hey, you Dan's boy? That's right.
Where do you buy your clothes?
I thought you'd be out on the town
You should be very proud of your dad.
Dad...
is another scene captured by this camera.
And if you're happy, I'm happy for you.
Dan Quagmire!
short sleeves, but you know, not so warm
where you make the checks out directly to the teacher's name?
between his butt cheeks.
I could use a drink.
#SERBIAN #CHINESE #BANGLA #PORTUGESE
I don't know.
I had sex with her at the Marriott!
How is he, Doc? Is he all right?
Wha... Is-is...?
If I ever see you anywhere near my house,
Wow.
You're just leaving for a few days.
Damn thing can't tell the difference.
Aquaman... and his secret alter ego, Arthur Curry.
Golly, Lois, where do you shop?
I your dad.
I'm getting off now. Bye.
Ha! That's my dad!
that you would understand and be able to accept this.
Go on ahead, I'll settle up.
You know, every little interaction, every little moment
So now you're happy, and I'm miserable.
I'm getting off now. Bye.
I am in too good a mood.
Being a writer, I'm always exploring new possibilities.
for all his bravery in Vietnam.
We... Do we still call him Dan?
Hey, it's got to be 5:00 somewhere, right?
But the answer is, I still have it.
Where am I taking you again?
Jeff Fowler, You Should Have Waited Another decade.
I am in too good a mood.
Every day at rifle training, he'd help me clean my butt.
Look at you.
This my son Glenn.
But, uh, yeah, he's super gay.
I...
Meg, please.
at this year's naval ball
I'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.
Um, the mail came a little later than usual today.
I thought you'd be out on the town
Okay, so he wants to be a woman
Hey.
Hey, I have an inside-out penis."
Brian, it's so boring here.
You just burned your last friend in this room, lady.
He has an appointment Friday with Dr. Hartman
Out of respect.
Oh, it was terrific. The first day we were there...
have him come out of there
They just turn it inside out to simulate a vagina.
Are you gay, Dad?!
This is the best day of my life!
♪ All the things that make us ♪
Ah. Does not... come... with a manual.
What? Quagire never said anything about that.
That is hysterical. I know, huh?
Guys, watch this.
Well, maybe you should go talk to Glenn about it.
I've had an amazing few days and nobody cares.
Look, Brian, face it, you're a dog.
NOW LAY THERE AND DIE, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!
shoot all of our children and then kill ourselves.
♪ but where are those godd old fashined values ♪
There was, um, something else I wanted to tell you.