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Hey, I have an inside-out penis."
with Quagmire and hid dad.
I don't know.
All of these people came out just to honor you.
as far as relationships and sex and stuff?
Meg, please.
coaie
I absorbed so much.
I have some news.
Okay, you know what? Elephant in the room.
Not to worry, I called in,
Oh, you met her at the seminar?
You know, kids.
Where is he?!
I'd gotten a haircut earlier that day,
I love you, too, Glenn.
7 x 17 x 31 = 3689
Family Guy 8x18 Quagmire's Dad Original Air Date on May 9, 2010
Um... hey, remember when we met him the other day,
Oh, my God, Glenn, he's amazing.
and you just said, "Good luck"?
What are you gonna name it, huh?
How is he, Doc? Is he all right?
Oh, hey, Brian.
Because, frankly, it didn't.
What about, Ida?
I think of it kind of like a huge screen.
between his butt cheeks.
I love you, too, Glenn.
Brian.
If I ever see you anywhere near my house, If I ever see you anywhere near my house,
Oh, yeah.
Oh, come on.
Okay, this is not the help I came over here for.
We-we should all be so gay!
or did they reassign some ass fat up there?
No, Ida.
I don't think he knows.
♪ Are you ready, boots? ♪
I'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.
You know what?
Nothing you'd look twice at, but not bad.
Yeah, gay.
This my son Glenn.
You're my dad.
And then I get back here last night,
I realize I put a lot on you.
juggling torches.
Did I tell you about... that over there?
You're just leaving for a few days.
No, he'd date men.
What? You did?
We-we should all be so gay!
Ida.
Those seminars can wear you out.
Hello, everyone!
When are you coming back?
Your dad had the best penis in the military.
Well, honey, I've extended our line of credit
Just, just tell me the truth!
Okay, fine. I'll make you one; you tell a story.
Peter, what are you doing home?
if you and Lois would join us as his guest at the naval ball.
Lieutenant Commander Dan Quagmire, is now a woman.
You're kidding.
And a lot of little things:
The fact that your last name is Griffin is a pleasantry
That is hysterical. I know, huh?
Suck on that, Quagmire.
I'll talk to you later. Wait, wait, hang on, Brian!