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Yeah, I guess.
Buy her a parrot.
You misplace stuff all the time.
'Cause we're not trying to have sex with her.
She wasn't pregnant?
Hey!
So we all went out to dinner,
She's smart.
full of drywall screws.
The results are in.
Or a futon. Futons are great.
You just can't find anything wrong with them.
Oh, come on.
And just like that
I really thought you knew.
Who's Cathy?
You're always correcting people.
You want to shatter this beautiful illusion you've created for yourself?
Okay, maybe so, but it's no worse than you...
You and your little friends,
and she was doing well.
You said that you wanted to know.
That is so annoying.
Oh, hey, can I jump on there?
You said you wanted to know!
Notice what?
I assumed because she's loyal, wears shiny belts
'Cause that's really how...
No, no, sometimes you just sing nonsense sentences
Lily, she knows all about art.
* Paying my bills using return address labels *
but New York, man!