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Why would I want to see that?
I didn't want her to choke.
you ready to see your future, bro?
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It's a dog pooping on a baby.
Or maybe...
Don't you just love autumn?
It's a dog pooping on a baby.
you just had to tell me.
I'm, uh...
Hey, we should go out sometime.
You see, when someone's bad habits are pointed out to you,
Do you guys remember thatshow Murphy Brown?
that bug you at first.
she applauded
You mean "figuratively"!
I'm sorry we told you.
Ted, let me tell you a little story about a young lady
But if you love them enough,
What could she have possibly done in that time...
Well, I never noticed it before until...
* Writing a check 'cause now I feel guilty *
but you can never be too sure.
Are you kidding me, Ted?
I lost my password.
It's true what they say: blondes have more fun.
Now, months later,
but can we talk about this later?
And just like that, the illusion was shattered.
...And so I named him Dr. Seuss!
I mean, you got used to Lily's loud chewing, right?
Figuratively.
Literally, literally literally.