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What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, your car got donged.
Herf derf!
Okay. "God..."
-Where's the treat? -Thank you.
-That's all I'd be doing! -(laughter)
Ah, don't worry about it. Make yourself at home.
Sorry I'm late, I was just...
RADIO SINGERS: ♪ SiriusXM a-hundred-and-something ♪
Uh, what's your, um, ferret policy?
Oh, shit!
-No, Peter, the other thing. -Oh, right.
Ooh! How about "I'm a bottom"?
(laughs): Oh! Pow!
Okay, Chris, while you make these announcements,
Now that preacher won't even make eye contact with me
That's right.
How long is Principal Shepherd
for a far stronger response.
Like when my old high school crush
Witch! Witch! Press her between stones!
I've only seen two: mine and my uncle's at his funeral.
♪ He's a big, big boy, he's the Biggest Boy ♪
-MAN: Hey! -WOMAN: We're still in here!
Could you wire me $3,000 for old time's sake?"
I don't know, maybe we can take this time
I already did it.
(computer chimes)
Alexa, off.
Wow, that's great news.
School should be a safe place where they get shot sometimes.
We've been down here for three minutes.
If there's nothing else...
Shut up.
PETER: Hey, you must be Miss Judy.
Oh, man, I feel like you've been gone forever!