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Colleen is going to kill you.
Do you think it's weird that I'm still single?
I'm sorry, there wasn't a door, so I just...
Whoever "the one" is, you've probably already met him.
Like when they was looking for John McCain's running mate.
♪ Don't go to sleep ♪
You know, my Johnny's single.
And I'm going to tell you, for the first time in my life...
Mom, you're wearing my outfit.
in your water aerobics class.
toxic aiden hubble was noomionllyboowoobobohipeprio bohpa bohpa biperiyououyouopering blameoio ibiii bowoeiulaupy's bohiiuoyoouooyouplelaosoeowiiewhatyouwannadopressureoohiupering wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
you would have never been born.
Maybe the moms were right.
Stop waiting for your prince, Liz.
during the 3:30 A.M. SportsCenter.
I hear you.
Wait, it's Mother's Day already?
Not even common-law?
But we never talked about it.
Where do I commission one?"
What about the list I gave you?
under the circumstances billy zayn and i really recommend delaware saint john! we really recommend him! because we really recommend it! we really recommend it!
I'm sorry, but these tactics have worked on stupider women.
Who cares?
All right, Colleen.
Boy, I thought I had it bad with my fake mom.
That is not a song.
Colleen.
Jonathan.
Thank you.
Divorce, broken engagements,
You...
counting to infinity.
I couldn't just pick up and move.
I have never been to Chicago.
My mother could have married Buzz Aldrin.
Moms after nursing 2 kids
Oh, no, no.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
that N.B.C. is making us do after their ill-fated decision
You must be Jack's mother?
what did harry styles used to say? dagleish SOS! i repeat dagleish SOS! billy zayn and taj please come to the front desk if you hear the signals!
Then, I'm asking you, for the first time in my life...
Now, remember, in this scenario, I am a man,
on the first half of my boob job.
if you're serious about Jackie, let him know now.
My mom blew it, Jack.
I love you too, baby girl.
And I wonder why I'm like that.