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Well, kiss my grits!
[ Sobbing ] Please, Mommy. I want it.
I dreamt I was the queen of the Old West.
[Bart, Lisa Laughing]
[Man] You call this writing?
Here, kids. I guess you deserve this.
[ Murmuring, Shouting ]
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
- Ed Sullivan. - Shh!
Sorry, sir. We're not letting vagrants sleep in the gym tonight.
Marge, ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.
- True or false. - True.
I thought teaching might ease my loneliness.
And finally, Itchy and Scratchy, the "Little Barbershop of Horrors" episode.
Bart! Our cartoon's on TV!
[ Gasps, Grunts ]
[Bell Ringing]
What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?
Hello, Dondelinger.
My, uh, wife recently passed away.
- Will this be on the test? - No!
[ Groans ]
This is a rather lifeless outing.
by Abraham Simpson!
- [ All Gasp ] - I'm sorry, Simpson.
I guess we're just not cut out to be writers.
- D'oh! - [ Groans ]
To the sickos at Modern Bride magazine.
[ Snoring ]
and I didn't like it one bit!
[Whistle Blowing]
[Lisa] Then Itchy, the barber...
-Just one. - Nuts to you!
Hit the streets, egghead! You should've majored in not getting fired.
But, Hershel, bubbeleh--
I don't see one wrinkled face...
[ Thinking ] No, the other secret.
Dy-no-mite!