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[rock music]
Mandy?
Oh, I bet you my brother knows.
- You know what?
- What's wrong with you, man?
I thought you took a vow of silence.
You buried her. You unbury her.
Ew.
Okay? Let's do this.
Of that jewelry store on south ashland in '92?
- For those of you who were too lazy to tune in last week,
- You know what? Have her stick around.
- But you said last time I had a chance
I need to get to the pool at exactly 9:00 a.M.
- Thanks.
Because she hates men.
Huh? [laughs]
- It's a figure of speech.
She's not long for this world, I'm afraid.
- I guess.
♪ now I'm just a fool
- I mean, um, when's that?
To raise that kinda scratch.
- [deep breaths]
- Oh, thanks.
There's so much shit in the yard.
That's a real move
♪
She can play angry birds till the cows come home.
- Oh, I went surfing, got hit by a jet ski,
I'm not even thinking about your dick...
Carl, can you set up for day care?
Need a truckload of slave-play
- I guess we just won't flush that day.
It's an addiction.
- [coughs]
- Yeah, we're low on joints.
Do you remember the holdup
[gunshots]
- Fuck.
He's doing great. And, um--
- Then let's fight.
I'm, like, there for you, but the one time I need you,
Hey. Ian and I are gonna go get high
♪
- I'm sorry about your sister,
If you feel something crawling on you
[knock at door]
- Put is this way, you have a 99.999 chance
Enjoy it. You get all the perks,
For a semester.
- Hi, I'm jody.
- Reeks out here.
- Not meant to be?
- Of course. When gay dudes get horny,
It's good for us to grow...
- Go! - Fuckers!
- Ew! - [coughs]
She was kicking and scratching,
♪
- Oh, my god. - Shit, carl!
- Show those syphilis-ridden turbo sluts a thing or two.
- Thanks, molly.
Dude, little man in the canoe.
[laughs]
You do not f with debbie gallagher!
♪ you were beaming once before ♪
To your own fucking house, for once.
- [panting]
- I don't want molly to leave!
And you look like movers.
- I called her this morning.
Gives me great pleasure.
Hey, lip, I need your help.
Debbie or carl or liam's with yours.
- I'm a dick!
Or that I'd think less of him?
- And you too, jody.
And fuck all the fuckin' money I spent on condoms
Fold your clothes? - Sometimes.
Was I meant to get an s.T.D. At 17
If I do it, the neighbors might recognize me.