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- Can we have a party? - You bet.
Hi, this is fiona.
- Really? Is that a concern of yours?
- Ninja! - Carl! No!
- So someone's going to jail if we don't find her.
- Jesus!
- But is he?
- How long do you plan on keeping molly around?
- Oh, my.
[indistinct distant chatter]
'cause gays hit on me all the time
- Looks exactly like a boy penis.
- That's just my girl penis.
What do you say?
And fuck you for acting like you don't wanna
[gunshots]
That huge fight that dad had with mr. Ward,
- I know.
You need at least 90 seconds.
- [giggles]
- Oh, the pretty one?
- Too hot in here anyway.
You stink like bleach.
♪
If not, I can get us a four-post freestander.
I--you know, I gotta work on my stuff too.
No more cancer. Congrats.
Put the weed in the fridge, poppers in the freezer.
[jackhammering]
- Hey, there, fella. [sniffs]
- Well, I'm sure at first they're attracted
I was, uh--I was a psychology major
- I want it to have my genetic material,
- Fuck.
- [screaming, groaning]
- Yep. Yeah, we did good.
- You get those from the fireworks stash?
- Huh?
I even thought about him.
- Baby, it's okay. - No, it's not.
So I promised I'd supervise.
♪
They realize she's been dead for 14 years,
- Uh, no, we won't all fit on the way back.
- Wait, so there's butthole involved?
Hey, it's me.
I-I just intuit.
- No, we don't have any more room in the truck.
To resist the lure of temptation,
[electric buzzing]
- [groans]
[laughter]
Lip, ian, come down here a sec!
- You don't look sick to me.
She did the heist.
Did I deserve that? No.
- Is ian gay? - No, no.
Pretty dirty, gotta get it appraised.
- The dead relative whose social security checks
[metal clanking]
- Gay dudes.
♪ to believe in myself
From sex addicts anonymous.
- Sure, no problem.
♪
Of not getting pregnant, nothing is impossible.
Actually we're good here too. You can go home.
Where ginger was, it reeks out there.
♪ it's so hot now
- Blowing up the hancock building?
Nice paint job.
Ha!
You know I do, more than anything.
[knock at door] incoming.
[chuckles] oh, that's great.
♪
- Fuck! Fucking ned!
The silence doesn't include the internet?