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♪
Oh, man.
[chuckles]
Bring that with you.
Huh?
Just in case you were wondering.
- You're almost done, mickey.
- Fuck it. Why not? - I'm in.
- Well, what about your other cousin?
Fight harder for this. - Whoa.
They figure out it's aunt ginger.
- I need to know the truth.
Ahh.
[broom sweeping]
[knock at door] - debbie?
Okay, listen up, gallaghers and milkoviches.
- Am I coming home with you?
- [sniffs]
- I can't wait to get my period.
Before the weekend meatheads descend.
- I can help.
Hey.
- Well, she called me from her aunt's house,
It takes such strength
They're pretty and boys notice them.
Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.
You got coupons for this?
Going on a fireworks run.
Did you put tacks in my drawer?
Girls take that hero crap straight to the bank.
And even though civil unions
- You want me to rob your house?
- Who the fuck's molly?
- Uh, you know what?
[gunshot]
- What are you, her fuckin' lawyer?
- Well, sometimes men discover things about themselves,
I did that, showed them the way--
Then check the nap-pads for head-lice and boogers.
With upbeat and positive phrasings.
Aah, god. Bleh.
- Let's do it. - That's the spirit.
- Jesus.
- Yeah, well, I appreciate the sympathy, thanks.
Fine. I'll try again.
- Joanie was late picking up her kid again,
To each other's build.
So there's no way in the world
- Hey. Whoa. Guys, guys.
Mom said it's the body's tribute to female sacrifice.
Must be nice having a spouse.
But it needs rolling.
- You can be the dom tomorrow.
They're all criminals.
♪ it's so hot now
- Lip.
- Well, he's gotta fill in that hole
But just 'cause karen wiped her ass with you
But, uh, I feel less alone in the world
- Are you a lesbo?
- What do you want?
Um, I need somebody to rob my house,
- You don't need to be playing house
- This is as far as you got?
I got day-old chuck, two-day-old sirloin,
- Sister, I so admire the vow you've taken.
- Ew, period! Period!
Oh, this comes the tricky part.
[clatter upstairs] oh!
That would trash my tubes?
You see, frank gallagher knows people.
I need sleep.
When you have Vietnam - Korean dreams
- Were you trying to screw lip?
- Okay. I love you. Mwah.
- Good. Might as well tell him he's a he,
- Hoping so.
To take a smoke break in the employee bathroom?
- Should we-- - let's just make sure
- [sobs] it wasn't real.
I think it's dry. - Oh, sorry.
- [deep breath]
- Aah. [grunts]
Try out your new bod.
You have been blogging about me every day?
The police show up.
- I don't want someone else's kid.
♪ I feel your love in the atmosphere ♪
To female genitalia.
[tires screeching]
- Aah!
No fucking guns, all right?
- We're going over to sheila's.
- [gasps] how long was that?