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So can you tell me why you're here
- Come on. - Holy shit.
- [laughs]
- Oh, come on.
- [urinating]
Thumb tacks in my change drawer.
- Could be.
You selfish, ignorant, heinous piece of dog shit.
Shipments and everything.
Said you told her to go home.
- How does a tongue forget how to lick?
The point being, this is only the tip
- [cooing]
Oh, and a sheet cake.
Carpets, anything foam, or porous.
Doin' some work on the sewer main in a couple days,
- Sooner we get out there and dig,
- We gotta dig.
And I gotta go to work.
- Debbie?
- How about macie down at the old folks home?
- Wow.
- It will be our child.
- It hides my girl penis.
- Mm, what-- what time is it?
- What? No, debs. Look, man.
Holy shit. - Fuck.
Where'd carl go?
Says I can take whatever I want.
- Status says he's on sea duty.
This is what you missed on shameless...
Talk your face off about how your dad
And I think she buried the crap in my backyard.
- Fiona's fits better, doesn't it?
[sighs]
He's just off licking his wounds.
[knock at door]
Although I know many people
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Hey, ian?
[jackhammering]
Just as soon as we dig up this old, dead crack whore.
- Hey, nice to see you again, father pete.
A little?
It took me four months to teach her
- Yeah.
Because I'm rethinking everything
- The sewer line? - Oh, man.
♪ is a number that sings
And we might all be on the verge of going to prison.
But they kept on excusing themselves
- Who says that?
- Uh, that's a pacifier for your anus.
- ♪ I feel your love in the atmosphere ♪
Yo, so what's up with you and mandy?
She'll be unconscious until well past noon.
- Not much in there.
You guys seem tight.